i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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