so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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