Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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