sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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