I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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