No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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