I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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