Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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