She is in my trunk
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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