well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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