real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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