And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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