Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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