I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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