He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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