she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
