Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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