Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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