talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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