Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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