I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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