totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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