He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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