he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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