he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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