Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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