Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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