i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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