O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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