you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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