I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My vagina just recognized that song.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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