so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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