My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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