Where did you get a picture of my penis
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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