You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
is that a dick in a sweater?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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