i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
sex in a hospital.. check
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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