im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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