Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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