I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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