This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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