Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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