If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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