I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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