thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
