i jhust puked up my retainher.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
