Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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