I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Can vaginas get frostbite?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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