all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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