Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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