Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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