Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Randomize
