dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
