So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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