also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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