if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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