playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
