I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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