when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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