? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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