It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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